Head

Speaking of Cunnilingus and Fellatio. TL Asleep? Newsletter Edition

This newsletter was written in 2022, inspired by my binging of big mouth and some pondering but also nobody asked me. Then it was timely discourse early last month, if you are chronically online then you know what I’m talking about.

Head doesn’t count, who the fuck told you that? When a guy gives you head, he’s doing it for himself. When you give a guy head you are doing it for him. Because after he gives you head tell me is he going to fuck you after? Or is he just going to lay down and sleep? Exactly! so brings me back to my point - male cunnilingus is just a cherry and a cake for a aggin (flip the word if you’re new here). Oh and when a woman gives you head she’s doing it for both of you and the community because women are the best most selfless people on earth and the gift that truly keep giving. A wise researcher once said "if I get off on getting you off, and you get off on getting me off, then who's flying the plane?” To which a great philosopher responded “that's the pleaser positive feedback loop, the ouroboros of pleasure” - this is where I think lesbian pleasure resides (Let me know if you found what I hid in this paragraph).

I even hear that there are some of you out here who give men head and get none in return because you think a blow job is just par for the course. How sway? I understand that these men have normalized blow jobs because obviously every porn category you see, every kind of sex, it just feels like it starts from a blow job - oh get his dick hard in your mouth, once that’s done and IN goes the fucking rockets and stroke stroke stroke - Pull Out! the fawck?!? I sincerely hope this is not the type of fuvck you guys are getting. Not that I’m getting any or copious amounts of it but that’s not a real conversation refer to my Pride newsletter.

I’ll tell you a little bit about myself personally I don’t really be doing blow jobs because I think its a lot of tactical work and for the longest time I didn’t think I was good at it nor did I want to be tbh, so why stress myself? Except I’m in stressless love with you or whatever which I’d do occasionally or as a reward. I mean men will settle for the barest minimum but me or maybe because of the way my overbite and gag reflex are set up, that shit was not comfortable and it felt like work. I mean until I met this guy who taught me how to do it. Yes its a guy that taught taught me how to do it so cunty. He would coach me through it. Lmao. But Yeah. Anyway, clearly the only method I know comfortably now - is the way he wants to receive so I mean it feels a little awkward doing it and so if I’m not in something that makes sense with you - I just won’t do it - simple.

My take is - if we’re not exclusive and you’re fucking other people, you can definitely get your head elsewhere and I’ll do some things I’m more comfortable doing and or feel like I’m good at.

Also maybe this was imbibed from my days of everyone should be responsible for their own pleasure? I get mines where I can. You gon tongue down this cyat doe otherwise we not even moving an inch, lmao. Kidding. Not. At. All. I’m strict like mad.

I miss my slobber king.

I would say we should all stop fornicating but that delulu can’t work here because even big G could not stop them people them in Eden from running around like rabbits. Anyway but I can make a strong case for having a reasonable checklist for fucking, these men (and us) will be involuntarily celibate for a long time, except ours will be voluntary or maybe involuntary by having any standards.. idk.

If you say I will only sleep with someone whose motives I trust, who is emotionally intelligent, whom I trust with my body completely knowing that they certainly do not see me as an object, and is not a misogynist - is this a tall order? This will send us into mass celibacy, sometimes you just gotta turn your brain off, supercharge that vagina and get it done. Or….. others.

You can let me know what you think when you step back from the wall and see the bigger picture.

Also, everyone knows better than to take advice from a bicuriously straight, asexual, cis, BDSMcurious, wishfully potential poly bc fuck-these-saggin babe - exactly what do I know?

Also, not that it is worth mentioning but nothing of this is accurate to time so this is not even current me speaking but this babe still spoke facts. The mind fuck of it all.

Stay slippery, rebels.